The knobbly croc was agog and astounded!

Questions that had no answers! So much for a quiet snooze on the river for TerroroftheZambeziwhowilltakeyoutoawaterygrave – which was the name he preferred, but which nobody would call him.

THE KNOBBLY CROC WAS AGOG AND ASTOUNDED

HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE? ON WHAT SCIENCE WAS THIS FOUNDED?

My nostril’s been troubling me since I ate that Namibian

It’s his fault this problem, this virgin birth of Amphibian!

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